Well after planning and saving for over a year the 2025 Ireland trip is in the books. While I have said that I could move to South Carolina, or maybe Martha's Vineyard, one thing I am 100% sure of is that I could move to Ireland today. Like, I'm packing a bag and going...now.
It was 13 days of driving, sightseeing, eating, and drinking our way around the perimeter of Ireland with stops in Donegal, Knock, Athenry, Galway, Killarney, Kilkenny and back to Dublin where we flew in and out of. It was some trip and we came back pretty much unscathed. Traveling with three women for two weeks.... wonderful, at times the Guinness got me through. We stayed in a mix of a castle, a bed and breakfast, apartment, motel, and hotel. Not sure we would have changed much as we had no regrets. Maybe packing a little lighter and having clothing for the heat wave Ireland experienced while we were there. I'm glad we did it at this age as I can't imagine doing it when I'm older and more beat up.
And now the uglies....
It was day three and we had made our to one of the highest sea cliffs in Europe called Slieve League. It was there all of our phones blew up at the same time...."SOS flood in your house".

What happened was this. Somewhere in all that plumbing work I did before we left one of the pipes blew, most likely right as we pulled out of the driveway. That pipe spewed water for three days before the tile guy came in and found the flood. Thousands of gallons in the walls, soaked into the hardwood floors, and down into the basement where the entire floor plan of a near 5,000 square foot house had three inches of water sloshing around like a bathtub. As both my Dad and brother said, "Colin (and Son), it's bad". My brother, who I owe a kidney to, busted his ass with the help of a friend and my father, where they removed the water, tried to save my stuff, and got the fans and dehumidifiers going. Upon my arrival home it was go time opening walls, tearing up the hardwood floors, and coming up with a plan to balance a now new big project while maintaining a "normal" home life, free of the smell of moisture and possibility of mold growth. Fun times, but it is what it is.
I think the tile guy was traumatized after he found what was going on but luckily he was able to wade through the water and shut the main down. He asked, "Do you want me to still do the
floors?". I answered, "Yes, of course". I couldn't come back home to the chaos of the flood and have the two projects, the mudroom and bathroom I had ongoing, go unfinished. He did his thing and it came out very nice. It was a good morale booster when I got home, that was before I saw the carnage. People said, "Call your insurance company", "Um, not a good idea". They'd drop us and This Old House in a heart beat if they saw how we and this 102 year old house operate day to day. I'm talking big
brass water pipes and screw in circuit breakers. Maybe one day Theresa's childhood friend, or her ex-husband, both electricians, could have a sleep over and help me upgrade the above old panel to one more user friendly and updated (That's an open invitation Neil). But below is how
the mudroom turned out, much better then it had been and different then what it looked like when we first saw this place in October 2017. It's funny but I busted my ass in there and outside of the floors it pretty much looks the same.
So what could I do with that news while over in Ireland? Nothing. I had to hope for the best, and again was lucky to have my brother working hard for me and my family. So a day or so later we were in another part of Ireland passing through a tight road in a town named Rooska.
It was on Kincora Road where I thought a picture of oncoming traffic, taken by me from the drivers side which is opposite of what we do here in the states, coupled with driving on the other side of the road, would be good for the book I would make from out trip. So I stuck my arm out of the window and clicked. Well, that car came close causing me to drop my phone out of the
moving car, and then subsequently, get run over by the car following that one. What's a shame is I purchased an OtterBox Defender case when I got the new phone but took it off at the start of the trip because the case covered the camera lens, which made the images less sharp. I put a cheap case on it, and well, it survived without a scratch, having popped off at impact.
Yes, I have iCloud, but unless you have it set properly, and are constantly within WiFi range, those photos just don't automatically upload, so, like me in this case, you would be beat. I went back and retrieved the phone and we bought it to a phone repair place in Killarney and was told I might have a slim chance at recovery, but it didn't look good. As and far as insurance, which I requested when we switched from Verizon (21 years) to AT&T, well that wasn't carried over.
And lastly, why not just have my new job be over before it even started. Well, that almost happened. I forgot how annoying becoming a new hire, especially in health care, is these days.
Background checks, physicals, vaccine histories, bloodwork with titers, and of course a urine test. You know, urine, drug screen, or a UDS for short. It all went as planned. My physical was at 1 o'clock and earlier that morning Lauren had asked Theresa and I to accompany her to Washington Crossing's Park as she met a prospective buyer for her classic Ford F-150. The buyer, well bought it, on first sight, and I followed the girls up to Lambertville to drop it off at the guys house.
While up that way we grabbed a bagel at Bagel Delights in town. I ordered my usual, a blueberry scooped out and toasted with butter. She was out by the time we had rolled in so I went to my number three choice, with an everything being number two, which was a poppy seed bagel.
It was the following Wednesday when I got the call from occupational health asking me to talk with the Doc who did my physical. I gave a call and heard, "Mr. Archer, your drug screen came back positive". "Positive?, for what?", I asked. He answered "Codeine". Right away I figured my time at Capital Health would be over before it even started.
The good doctor was on the phone with another Nurse Jackie, a Registered Nurse working with an underlying substance use disorder. I went through every move I had made in the days before my test, and then it hit me, it was the dam poppy seed bagel, which I might add, was heavily seeded. The story sounded thin, but it was the truth. I was prepared to fight. Offering another sample would mean nothing, you were dirty last week, this week you're clean. Codeine sticks around for about 48 hours, enough time for me to piss clean if I did a re-take.
I even went back to the bagel store and purchased a bagel that I was prepared to send off to the NIH for testing as I planned on taking this as far as I had to. When I told the shop owner the story she said, "Colin, you're a nurse practitioner, don't you know better?". In the end it all
worked out, and I started my orientation the day before we left for Ireland. What was funny was, well not at the time, was the day I got the call from occupational health was my last day, on the books, at Essex County College, so I could have been out of a job, times two.
Things will be busy around here in the next few weeks. With Hurricane Erin bearing down on New Jersey no doubt I'll have one of the California redwoods I have in my yard go down or the power will go out and the basement will flood once again. What could go wrong?
My new gig at Capital Health School of Nursing starts Friday. When we returned from Ireland it felt like fall was in the air. That'll mean soon the leaves will be falling to the ground which means lots of yard work. It also is my favorite season, especially living out here in rural New Jersey. It also means fishing will soon start up after a long, hot, and dry summer. The bait is growing in the various nurseries and I'm sure the bass are starting to plan their migration south.
One thing I know is I am ready to fish. But first I'll have to spend some time going in and out of the zippered off room and get some work done.